everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
please friends take care of yourself, do you, live for yourself, put yourself first. ppl gonna call you selfish and all that dumb unnecessary mess but at the end of the day nobody is gonna have you like you got yourself.
*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist
"You are Terminooted!"
"Noot with me if you want to live."